Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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