I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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