can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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