Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
