Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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