But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
We're too hungover to prance.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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