U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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