Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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