I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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