Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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