Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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