I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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