I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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