I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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