? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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