When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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