4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
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