I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
My feet surprised me
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