Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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