so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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