Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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