i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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