haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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