Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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