bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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