people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I need to calm my uterus...
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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