As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
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