At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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