I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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