I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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