Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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