even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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