i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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