this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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