i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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