it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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