Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Randomize
