I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
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