Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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