The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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