whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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