..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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