Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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