Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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