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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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