Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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