she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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