Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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