I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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