We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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