Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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